What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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whats my name? Matt

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Peas

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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