Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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It got hit by a rocket.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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