- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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