why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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