- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

it's funny because it's funny

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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