- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

No because your face is really f***** up.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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