- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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