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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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