Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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