- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Praise Paisley

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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