- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Jesus Christ

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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