why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

White men's rights

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

I am dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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