Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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