What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Obama

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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