- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Whats 1+1? The answer!

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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