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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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