- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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