What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Women drivers...

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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