Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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