- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

An Artic Storm.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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