what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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