A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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