- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Knock knock knock OCD

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

matt is fat

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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