What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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