Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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knock knock Goodbye

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