- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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