- Anti Joke

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Justin beiber's penis

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.