What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Justin Bieber

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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