What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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