The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

CFL

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Mahmy

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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