- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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