"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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homosexual

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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