- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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