- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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