- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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