- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

A van drives into a car.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

You and your parents are going to die today

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

This sentence is a lie.

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