Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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