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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

How do you make a little girl cry?

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A woman wears a dress.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

A Mormon walks into a bar

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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