- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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