- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

drew edminstin is a rat

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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