Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Blacks

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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