- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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