Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Your text.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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