How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

I'm rick james bitch

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

women's rights, lol

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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