Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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