What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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