What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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arena football

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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