Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Justin beiber's penis

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

David Cameron

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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