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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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