- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

you will like this because i am black.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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