What's two plus two? Window

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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THE GAME

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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