A bar walks into a man

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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