What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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