- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

bryden is a faggot

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How do you spell eight? 8

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

a black man did not eat chicken.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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