Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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