What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

You having friends.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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