- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

10inch nice

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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