- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

noah is a scrub jungle

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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