How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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