What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Tim likes girls

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Anti Joke

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