This is a joke.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A woman wears a dress.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

A Mormon walks into a bar

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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