What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Rebecca Black's career.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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I have read the terms and conditions

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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