- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

anal seepage

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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