Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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