- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Patriarchy.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

The duck didn't cross the road.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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