Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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