A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

drew edminstin is a rat

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

poop

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Your so gay, that you like men!

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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