- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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