What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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