Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

I am dyslexic

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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