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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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