How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What did the old man say? Im old

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

all the kids had fun

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A paralysed man falls over.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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