What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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