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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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