- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Women's rights.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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