Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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