- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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