What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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