There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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