A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Your're racist.

I'm sn otter

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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