- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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