Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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so the weather's nice...

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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