- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

poop

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

drew edminstin is a rat

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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