- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

You're a frog

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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