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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Justin Bieber.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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