- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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