- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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