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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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