- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

roses are red violets are indigo

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