- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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