- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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