Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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