when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

you will like this because i am black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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