- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

How High is a Chinese man

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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