- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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