- Anti Joke

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Do you know the muffin man? No

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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