Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

I C U P White stuff

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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