- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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